Can you wrap your mind around it if I sing the words?  What's the use in wrapping a mind in a sad song when the sun surely shines somewhere... like Hawaii.  An ancient Hawaiian was the king of the world because his hill was the biggest on the ocean.  The ocean was the world.  If the ocean is the world then outer space must be landlocked..  like Bolivia.  An ancient Bolivian lived on a far bigger hill than the ones they have in Hawaii, therefore he was the real king of the world.  The world was the mountains.  If the world is the mountains and not the ocean then what about the mountains under the ocean?  A little ugly fish decided that since he lived at the foundation of the mountains homo sapiens call continents that he was the king...

Silly fish, you can't be king because you're ugly.  We all know that sex sells, subjects would never subjugate to such an unsatisfying face as yours.  Thats why god made people.  the beautiful things.  but that all went to their heads and somebody saw the hawaiian outer space and made the mountains hollow.  The contents of the mountains went to some other hill and painted the churches yellow...  But don't look now mister Hawaiian, happy on your little hill  the ocean doesn't keep you safe.

When Hawaiians were Hawaiians and Bolivians were the same they weren't that at all.  The concept of naming the place where you are at would seem foreign to anyone sane.  A hill was just a hill...

and a man was just a man.